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Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows here,..but we feel like this card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't. This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud.

  • • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
  • • Precision laser cut
  • • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
  • • Blank inside
  • Each card is printed in the USA

I Would Shank a Bitch for You Greeting Card

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Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows here,..but we feel like this card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't. This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud.

  • • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
  • • Precision laser cut
  • • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
  • • Blank inside
  • Each card is printed in the USA